HAPPY TOWEL DAY 2010!

It’s 25th May! Happy towel day - hope you have your Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters ready. What? You don’t? Jeez, you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off!

If only The Guide were here to read this recipe out for you…

Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol’ Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Sun-Tiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Sprinkle Zamphour.
Add an olive.
Drink. Very carefully.

Peach and lube people - all them as know where their towels are, of course…

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HHG2TG ~ Towel Day ~ Douglas Adams

We can has Reverse Stanford Manoeuvre nao pls?

Bloody hell, this took ages. First I had two weeks with no day off at work, which meant I couldn’t even re-watch the damn episode for about a week (probably a good thing). Then I had a book to write (still going on that one), and then the longer it went not done, the less I wanted to do it.


But then I heard The Song on the recap at the start of the episode and I knew what I had to do…


So, for the last time… Here we go.


Don’t click this linky-link-link-pic if you don’t want to be completely and in every way spoiled for Supernatural episode 5x22!







And NOW I'm exhausted. I look back at all those LOLcaps and think... Damn, that was fun!

Soopytwist.

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Supernatural ~ LOLcaps ~ Kripocalypse ~ macros ~ Jensen Ackles ~ Jared Padalecki ~ Jim Beaver ~ Misha Collins

Wait, WHAT?

My reaction - be it good or bad - to Supernatural's season five finale episode is now up at The Daily Buckets Of Crazy.

That's all I'm saying.

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Supernatural ~ Kripocalypse ~ Mark Sheppard ~ Jensen Ackles ~ Jared Padalecki ~ Jim Beaver ~ Misha Collins

FAKE! THEY’RE ALL FAKE!

This will be on my Twitter from late tomorrow (Thursday), but just ahead of the Supernatural season five finale Friday (my time), here are my quite piss-taking Top Ten Fake Finale Episode Titles (non-spoilery - I have avoided all spoilers so far, and will continue to do so until such time as they cease to be spoilers and have shifted into ‘saw that bit!’ territory):


No. 10: 104 Not Out

No. 9: Bite My Ratings

No. 8: If Only We'd Known We'd Been Renewed When We Wrote This Episode

No. 7: Run, Crowley, Run!

No. 6: Reverse Evel Knievelling Over The Shark Tank

No. 5: Luci VS The 50ft Storyline

No. 4: Tell The Fat Lady She's On In 5

No. 3: If We Kill Off Another Character We Get A Free Set Of Steak Knives

No. 2: When Winchesters Attack

And the number one top fake episode title for the Supernatural season five finale episode is:

The Day The CW Stood Still


Heee! Here’s to a wham-bam-thank-you-DAMN! fine episode…

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Supernatural

We can has finale nao pls?

Cos I’m so very deranged dedicated, I’ve actually managed to do this more or less on time. Go me!

So, for the penultimate time, this is me, saying: don’t click this linky-link-link pic if you don’t want to be completely and in every way spoiled for Supernatural episode 5x21!




Peach and lube, peeps!



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Supernatural ~ LOLcaps ~ Kripocalypse ~ macros ~ Monty Python ~ Mark Sheppard ~ Jensen Ackles ~ Jared Padalecki ~ Jim Beaver ~ Misha Collins

We can has puppies nao pls?

And here are again… It's the 1st May holiday, bitches! I’ve had time to actually do this week's episode on time!


Don’t click this cut if you don’t want to be completely and in every way spoiled for Supernatural episode 5x20!






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Supernatural ~ LOLcaps ~ Beetlejuice ~ Blackadder ~ Kripocalypse ~ LSATSB ~ macros ~ Monty Python ~ Shaun Of The Dead ~ Star Wars ~ The Beatles ~ The Godfather ~ X Files ~ Mark Sheppard ~ Jensen Ackles ~ Jared Padalecki ~ Jim Beaver