Random Thoughts

You know what separates us from t' animals? Apart from fences? Simply this: The ability to sit ont loo and stop yourself from peeing when you realize, at the very last second, that there's no toilet roll.

Something else I realized today: Why my handwriting is so bad. Cos I dunt give a shit, that's why. I don't respect my handwriting. And by extension, nor myself neither. Is this why I do all the stupid, self-destructive things I do? Cos it's easier to say "aw fuck it, wont really serious about this Life thing anyway" than admit I tried and failed?

Was I a manic depressive in my past life?
Or am I just bored?

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Forlorn Philosopher.
Where You Lived: Turkey.
How You Died: Natural causes.


Maybe I shouldn't have drunk so much. Bugger it. I think I need a hug.





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Gaynor said...

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FOUR DINNERS said...

What would a Forlorn Philosopher want with adult toys??? 'Specially when they're dead in Turkey...

Have a hug SD

Soupdragon said...

Thanks for that, LOL!

Feeling better now ~ maybe cos my boxed set of complete Sharpe (arf arf!) has arrived...

Anonymous said...

Ahhh... you got the Sharpe Box Set...
*is jealous*

~ Gina