England v Paraguay: bollocks!

Went out ont town, watched England v Paraguay int pub. Shouldn'ta bothered, eh. England didn't even score 'emselves, had to have the Paraguay captain Gamarra head it in fer 'em. Hell's bells and buckets o blood, what a complete bloody shambles. Have to say, if this is how "we" play, we're going to get fucking creamed.

And what were all that Peter Crouch is tall, so let's fucking 'ave 'im fer every possible type of foul we can bollocks? Leave the bloke alone ~ just cos you lot are short-arses, dunt mean you can have a crack at him and claim he fouled someone.

And Mr Nelson Valdez: you are a bastard, sir. I've seen Oscar-winners put less effort into their performances than you. Here's a tip for you: football is about kicking the ball and getting it int net, not sliding the opposing team's players' legs out from under 'em. Think about it.


Riveros and Gerrard. At least Gerrard 'ad a go.

Now I've slept off me hangover, I'll get ready fert next match. Doubt I'll be making the trip to't pub though, dunt seem worth it. I've seen better quality footie via YouTube from Bury's ground. Talkin 'bout the big guns, Sheffield Utd going up to't Premiership will be summat to see next season. Talkin 'bout wee'uns, FC Utd of Manchester going up to't Northwest Counties Division 1 will be summat to see. And winning Division 1 this time next year. They'll do it an all. Just you wait an see.

Soopytwist.

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