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Yeah, sorry, haven’t updated this page since last Tuesday or summat close to, but I’ve been a wee bit busy. Had a rush to get flight tickets to Blighty fer next week (rather unexpected), just waiting for me boss to give me shit over leaving em wi no teacher fer a week, but hey, “is this the face of someone who cares?”, as they say.

So what’s new? Er… been watching ‘Firefly’ like a fan-girl and loving every second. Near wet meself over ‘Our Mrs Reynolds’, and loving the whole ‘just shoot him’ attitude employed so often by Cap’n Mal [insert raucous laffing here]. And the one-liners [“And Kaylee, what the hell’s goin’ on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?” / “Do you know what the chain of command is here? It’s the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who’s in command.”]. And the Chinese insults [“流口水的婊子和猴子的笨兒子” ~ “dribbling son of a hooker and a monkey” / “青蛙操的流氓”” ~ “frog-fucking twat”]. Ah dear. Laff? I nearly fell off me sofa.

Also got wind of Ewan McGregor’s new project, summat about the girlie that wrote them Peter Rabbit stories. Sounds like it could be good fer a laff, having a quick squiz at that. Bet, fert first time in history, he dunt get his kit off. Ooh, talking o serial kek-droppers, got to see that BBC thing ‘Recovery’ about the blokey as gets run over and has to learn how to use his brain all over again. Why did the phrase ‘serial kek-dropper’ remind me o that? Cos the blokey as gets run over is David Tenninch Tennant. He were good – well, everyone were good. He made me cry. He’s a bastard fer that. But if you get the chance, watch it. If you’ve ever had a relative with any mental problems at all, watch yerself when you do. It’s unsettling. I might add I would have been watching every time he did get his kit off, but the subject matter and timing just negated the whole idea of perving at his arse. Bollocks, eh. Rather potty-mouthed an’ all, so definitely not one to watch at lunchtime on yer laptop.

Hang on, I knew there were summat important to say… Er… hang on… Oh! Got it! It’s now after 11pm on Sunday, didn’t get up till 2pm though. Why? Cos I worked fucking hard yesterday at, er, work, then went straight on to the Muse gig at the Asia World Arena, over at Chek Lap Kok. Suffice to say, they were ace, and they did me favourite choons an all, so I were pretty made-up wi the whole night. Loud, fab, loud, jumpy-jumpy-rock-rock music, loud, and er… they even did ‘Soldier’s Poem’, which I always thought sounded a lot like ‘Ave Maria’. But that’s just me, I think. We even got a quick “點呀, 香港?”, and even a “多謝!” at the end, so can’t say fairer than that. After that ace performance, I’m looking forward to the Arctic Monkeys at the LCCC, July this year. Can’t fucking wait, mate, seeing as how it’s rumoured Milburn will be supporting them. How fab is that? I’m as happy as a Frenchman who’s just invented self-removing trousers!

I could go on now about how my server wiped me entire website and I’ve spent a few days getting it uploaded again from my own back-ups. I could swear like a sailor and really go to town on the whole thing, but quite frankly, I’ve had three big large hyowj whiskies and really could not be arsed.

Got to go, have to dust off me suitcase and try to fit about 450 CDs / DVDs into it. And stuff like clothes, although they’re really not as important as getting a charger for me iPod Nano. Must have music.

Soopytwist.

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fab said...

Space monkeys! LOL (i hate monkeys.....but not arctic or space ones.)

Hey, the whole friggin point of a friggin ipod is to not have to friggin carry your friggin cds. "It's the coming thing" matey. ROFL

I know you're not, but don't worry about the kiddies while you're gone-the bruises will fade and they'll miss you more than you realize. And much more than you'll miss them, I'll wager.

Okay I'm blathering like you know who. Have a good trip, sorry the circumstances aren't the best. :)

Soupdragon said...

Naw, I'm taking me CDs back so I don't have to move so much shite in July, when I get back there on a probably permanent basis, LOL

Forgot the whole "I'm a great man, well, guess I'm just a good man. Or a man, anyway" bit from the end of that 'Shindig' episode, the whole duel thing wi swords, LOL
Ah, Cap'n Mal. What a big damn hero, LOL

Might even be able to get the entire Brisco County Jnr thing on DVD while I'm there... cheaper than HK. Maybe. You know the UK stores can't sell anything but region 2 (local)? How much does that suck???

SD

FOUR DINNERS said...

Watched Recovery. it was brilliant. Had a child physchologist from 12 - 16. he said I was nuts. He was possibly right...

Enjoy Blighty

weenie said...

Am soooo jealous you're going to see the Monkeys - can't wait for the next album to come out! Will you be catching an FC United match too whilst you're over in England?? A few more seasons and they could be Premier League....

* (asterisk) said...

It was all right that Recovery show, yeah. But I thought they time-compressed a bit too much. The wife's emotional journey didn't ring true. Too fast, like.

Enjoy yer flight....