Someone needs to write the film 'Arse Off'. It will basically be a showdown between Daniel Craig and Jeremy Renner. And leather. And lots of walking away from the camera. And full-on brawl fighting in mud. And having buckets of water chucked over their heads as they climb up ropes with their bare hands.
You get the idea.
I can't wait. Hollywood can't pass this one up, surely. Well, it could. But don't call me Shirley.