Not a lot of people know that

Did you know…
That if you Google “sean bean’s arse” you get my page?
That Taiwan is just getting Take That’s “Beautiful World” album just now, which means about 90 billion people are Googling it and getting my page?
That, contrary to what you might find at Google or Dogpile, I DO NOT HAVE a firmware or flash thing for a Matshita CD-RW CW 8124?
That if you Google ‘girlie porn’ – well, you know the rest, right?

Yep, been arsing about and checking up on just what people actually do to get me page. It’s frightening what people search fer on Tinternet, and end up reading my shite over here. Boggles the mind.

One more, just to set the record straight:

NAT KING COLE ~ “Nature Boy”
(from “The Greatest Of Nat King Cole” LP-Capitol SLB-6803
-peak Billboard position: number 1 for 8 weeks in 1948
-words and music by Eden Ahbez)

There was a boy
A very strange enchanted boy
They say he wandered very far, very far
Over land and sea
A little shy and sad of eye
But very wise was he
And then one day
A magic day he passed my way
And while we spoke of many things
Fools and kings
This he said to me:
“The greatest thing you'll ever learn
Is just to love and be loved in return!”

Ok? And if yer really stuck, try HERE. Ok? Are we done?

In other news, ta to all the lovely people as sent me stuff fer me birthday, they were all cracking and they’re still rolling in, woo-hoo!

So all that’s left now is a bit o girlie porn then, eh.





Peach and lube ~~

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