Saturday, 13 January 2007

All donations gratefully accepted

Right, so to all the people as asked me what birthday presents I want (in no particular order):

(1) New posh-fancy lanyard thingy as doubles fer earwigs on an iPod Nano
(2) Wee bag thingy fer carrying me iPod / Samsung E908 (E900, if yer outside Hong Kong ~ ooh, I feel like Saturday Morning SwapShop ~ "01, if yer outside London!")
(3) series 28 (or 2, in new money) of Doctor Who (that’s The Tennster’s effort, just to clarify)
(4) The Tennster, A.K.A. David Tennich Tennant in a box (if postage is tight, tell ‘im to leave his clothes at home)
(5) Sonic screwdriver

Also, student told me I could get Mister James Bond DHL’ed to me in Hong Kong from Blighty. So anyone wanting to send me Daniel Craig (or Sir Sean of Bean) in a box, please note that it’s best to send ‘im to me home address, not me work one. That’d be askin’ fer trouble, like.

Anyway, here’s me, opening a hyowj great fuck-off box wi air-holes punched int side:
“Oooh, what could this be?” [opens lid] “Oooh, it’s Daniel Craig. What are are doing in there, mate?”
“Getting out.”
“Good man, and not before time. Now get in that kitchen and get kettle on. I assume, as James Bond and Fixer of Situations As Have Slid To Shit, you know how to make a decent coopatea?”
“Well you know where the mugs are. Get to it.”

Have to mention, I’ve been remiss in NOT saying a hyowj “ta” to anna_rosa fer introducing me to Timo Maas this past few weeks. Also ont new music front, have had The Fray’s “How To Save A Life”, Coldplay’s “Fix You” (and I hate Coldplay, but saw this video and had to get it), Sister Hazel’s “Everybody”, and of course, The Proclaimers’ “Sunshine on Leith” album ~ not to mention Amy Winehouse’s album “Back To Black” ont DVD player….

What a week. And it’s only Saturday night.

Peach and LUBE!

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weenie said...

Great birthday wishlist! I hope you get at least a couple of those! :)

drunk punk said...

hope yer get 'em all babe. happy birthday x

* (asterisk) said...

Wow, that's some wishlist, girl! Fingers crossed for ya.

Of course you hate Coldplay. Doesn't everyone. I took a look at that vid, but couldn't bear any more than about 30 seconds of that wank music. Soz. Looks good, though.

Thanks for the heads-up on Bare-footed Kid DVD too. Very 'cited I am.

Soupdragon said...

Well...... I DID get a few rather nice things, but sadly, no live men in boxes...
When I'm upright and dressed and not hung-over, I'll think about a follow-up post...



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