I’m rich!


I shit you not - look what came in my inbox today!


From: Atm card payment for fund beneficiaries!
reply-to; atm_releasedept3111@vista.aero
to
undisclosed-recipients
date
18 August 2008 22:28

Atm card payment for fund beneficiaries!
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The World Bank
International remittance department
Corporate head quarters
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International credit settlement
Office of the director of operations
World Bank united state of America.
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Attention beneficiary:
Your transactions have been monitored by world internet police (Interpol) and copies of the file have been faxed to united nation headquarters, World Bank headquarters and the UK prime minister. A repay and compensation agreement of $550,000,00. Five Hundred and Fifty Thousand Dollars to you have been made between the above offices and to everyone that have loose or lost money by the below means.

This is to officially inform you that we have verified your contract/inheritance/winning/loan file and found out that why you have not received your payment are because you have not fulfilled the obligations given to you in respect of your winning/loan/contract/inheritance payment. Secondly we have been informed that you are still dealing with none officials nor illegal members in the bank all your attempt to secure the release of the fund to you. We wish to advice you that such an illegal act like this have to be stop if you wish to receive your payment since we have decided to bring a solution to your problem.

The world bank have arranged a compensation payment for all beneficiaries who is having problems with any of the banks that are in control with the world bank and who have been victim of online lost. This fund will be paid through our swift Debit Card payment center Asia pacific, which is the latest instruction by the new president Robert b. Zoellick a former U.S. trade representative and deputy secretary of the U.S. state department, who was elected in July 2007, as the World Bank’s 11th president. For the payment of irrevocable beneficiaries loose fund through atm visa card, this money is to repay any fund loose or lost by any illegal means of transfer from any bank that was in control with the World Bank.

This card center will send you an atm card which you will use to withdraw your money in any atm machine in any part of the world, but the maximum is twenty thousand five hundred dollars per day, so if you wish to receive your fund this way please let us know by contacting the World Bank compensation payment center and also send the following Information:

Section A
1. Full name:
2. Full address to deliver the atm:
3. Phone or fax #:
4. Your age:
5. Gender:
6. Occupation:

Contact the UK payment department officer in charge, to pickup your own atm card

CONTACT PERSON:

BARR. KINGSLEY DOMINIC
CHAIRMAN INTEGRATED PAYMENT DEPARTMENT
EMAIL: atm_releasedept3112@vista.aero

TEL PHONE: +44 703 192 2027

The atm card payment center has been mandated to issue out $550,000,00 to beneficiary operating with the enroll banks of the World Bank as part payment for the fiscal year 2008. You are advice to contact Dr. Allen Ubah now that the new elected president has taken over the government for the release of your fund.

Also for your information you have to stop any further communication with any other person(s) or office(s). This is to avoid any hitches in finalizing your payment. Note: that because of impostors, we hereby issue you our code of conduct, which is (Atm/pay/2008/012)- So you have to indicate this code when contacting the card center by using it as your subject.


Wow, looks like I have to get back to these people straight away...

Nope, sorry, still can’t stop laughing… Hang on… hang on… got it...

Nope...

Right. Sorted, sorry. I could get back to them - or I could just set my ‘bounce all spam’ address to their return one, seeing as the cheeky fuckers actually believe someone might fall for this and send them any kind of bank details. Honestly. Think I’ll try setting my spam filter to send them all the recent ‘CNN newsflash’ spam I’ve had to delete recently. Yeah. Sounds good.

Soopytwist.

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The Manic Street Preacher said...

Wondered who'd been getting my spam lately.....

Used to like spam. 'Specially on brown bread with lots of butter....

lend us a tenner