Porn crashes iPhone 3G shocker!

I’ve been away from my blog for a bit, I know that. I did try a quick attempt at an excuse, but it’s not sticking and I know it. So here I am, trying to make up for that.

So, yes folks, the sad truth is that, while Safari on Dax, my lovely iPhone running software update 2.1, can handle all kinds of websites with less sweat than an Eskimo waiting for a bite, it appears there is one thing she can’t handle.

Girlie porn.

Ironic that, seeing as she can open all kinds of picture-related sites and news videos (and she’s named after a more-often-female-than-not alien who was the queen of multi-tasking). She just cannot deal with the workload that has started to come my way, and, sadly, has had a few Ackle-eptic fits * recently. These two-second convulsions of the over-loading variety that crash Safari and cause all half-loaded pages to be lost to history and bookmarks are a little annoying. Unfortunately, they are more frequent than they used to be, what with season four of ‘Supernatural’ in full swing.

Let’s be clear about one thing: we’re not talking actual YouTube or proper porn. No, we’re talking pics that a girl would consider porn. This can range from shots in which The Biceps of Doom (they do have a fatal affect on some) are at least half-uncovered, to full-on sweaty Dean kicking some deserving ass. Can you blame a girl for taking a quick squiz at such pictures? Come on, really?

Anyway. Been kinda busy, really. Totally forgot to pimp my mini story-ette written for the Hallowe’en challenge over at SPNVille. Didn’t win (naturally) but go read the winner and the entries, and I dare you to keep a straight face.

So what's left to add? 'Supernatural' episode 4.7 ('It's the Great Pumpkin, Sam Winchester') was veeeeery interestink to watch, and now I'm convinced I know a bit more about what's going on with purr wee Castiel. Poor angel. Poor lonely, over-worked, under-loved angel. I'd show him a bit of love, if he wanted. Even when he does look like a Holy Tax Accountant and I don't believe in angels.

The new AC/DC album is bloody fab, Hallowe’en was spent watching John Carpenter’s ‘The Thing’ (which I’ve not seen in aaaaaages) and of course ‘Army of Darkness’ (don’t know if I was howling with laughter more or reciting script more. Sad, but so much fun).

And that shallot. Onion. Everything. I’m going back to bed. Or maybe the pub quiz. Hmm, which one’s going to help get shot of this raging cold I’ve got? Oh. So which one will I actually do? Riiiiiiiight.

Soopytwist.

* Ackle-eptic fit: A sudden spasming or jerking of muscles caused by viewing photographic evidence of Jensen Ackles’ inability to look less than perfect from any angle.

LATE EDIT:

November 6th’s ‘Supernatural’ guest star? It's Ted Raimi! Ted Raimi! TED RAIMI! Wooo-hoooo!! Could we be any more excited? (Well maybe if it were Bruce Campbell himself, of course.) Joxer the Mighty, hag from the fruit cellar, dodgy beardy bloke from every single Sam Raimi film ever made… It’s TED RAIMI! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!

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iPhone ~ Jensen Ackles ~ porn ~ Halloween ~ Supernatural ~ fan-fic ~ Ted Raimi