Proper Bored

So it's Saturday night ~ an I'm sat here writing this shite. Why am I not out somewhere enjoying myself? Cos I'm completely brassic, even though I've just been paid. Summat's not right here.

Weather's a bit dreicht (trying to spit wi humidity, windy an only 20 degrees C an all) and even though there's nowt but crap ont telly, I'm sure to find summat later ont cable. Best movies don't start till after midnight, eh. Just have to wait. An everyone who I'd be watching telly wi (or DVDs, come to that) have skipped country, so I'm here on me puff typing this. Maybe I should give it up as a bad job and find some lovely pic to put here instead. Right then.

Fucking lovely shot is that, by the way. I might even pay for a wee ride o that. Other news: found some good links: THIS is an absolutely fucking ace site bout taking piss out 't Arctic Monkeys ~ now that's a biscuit fer dippin'! I do love The Monkeys but I'm all fer't taking piss too. Bloody Nora, vodka's kickin in now…

On completely different subject, I were talking bout Xena a while back, and thought o lookin at some shite bout her and her world. Came across THIS and got to thinking it were good stuff. Maybe more shows should put men where they belong ~ i.e., as second-rate guest stars an always, eh. Would make me feel better anyroad.

I'm struggling 'gainst vodka now, boys. Just time to say hello to all my mates that are now wonder why I'm typin this wi such a strong Manc flavour… Cos it comes out when you add vodka, fuckwit. Oh, and yooz in the Manchester area (England the noo, not your fucking American "copied names" shite) oughta listen to the new station, XFM, cos it actually has like real Mancs doing the presenting. Nice to hear friendly voice, eh.

Tags:
Ewan McGregor ~ Arctic Monkeys ~ Xena ~ radio