It’s 25th May! Happy towel day - hope you have your Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters and really really dark shades ready. What? You don’t have a recipe for a Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster? Jeez, you guys are so unhip it’s a wonder your bums don’t fall off!
Let me furnish you with a recipe from The Guide (Stephen Fry style):
Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol’ Janx Spirit.
Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V.
Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost).
Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it (in memory of all those happy Hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia).
Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qualactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heady odours of the dark Qualactin Zones.
Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Sun-Tiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian suns deep into the heart of the drink.
Add an olive.
Drink. Very carefully.
Peach and lube people - them as know where their towels are, of course…
HHG2TG ~ Towel Day ~ Douglas Adams