2fer!

Been getting on with my usual fan-fic and stuff. Coo, look at me, working double-time on the pimpage line:

Title: “Smoke And Mirrors”
Rating: Rated T for naughty, naughty language. Yes, it’s naughty.
Summary:
Takes place during season 4. Spoilers for 4x22.
Sometimes Sam and Dean’s adventures change others for the better without them knowing it. But when The Boys run into some familiar faces, they learn that that road paved with good intentions runs both ways. And that they should be very, very careful what they wish for…
A little less conversation, a little more action than my usual stuff. Hope that’s an improvement.
Posted first (as always) at SPNVille.net.
Disclaimer:
I do not own the TV show ‘Supernatural’ either in whole or in part, but I wish I could write episodes full time. Or get a life. Or both.
Linky-link-link:




And then there was this one, for ‘Farscape’ this time:

Title: “Skin Of Their Teeth”
Rating: Rated T for fruity language/s. Oh, those Hynerians and their way with words.
Summary:
Set right after 2x16 ‘The Locket’.
Some things are unavoidable: death, taxes, toothache and bloodthirsty pirates who track, plunder and murder. Aren’t pirate problems as easy to fix as teeth? It wouldn’t be Farscape if they were.
Disclaimer:
I do not own the TV show ‘Farscape’ either in whole or in part, but I wish I owned John Crichton. In just the way you suspect.
Linky-link-link: HERE.


And that’s it. I’m all typed out now. Going to get a biiiiiiig drink. Large. Huge. Oh, about that hyowj.

Peach and lube, people.

Tags:
Supernatural ~ Farscape ~ fan-fic

Stop! Update time!

So work’s been a bitch this week, and overtime has crept in so that I’ve watched all my favourite shows but not had time to log about them.

Note to self: find a way to get your Twitter feed RSS’d to your blog so you don’t need to update.

Anyway, let’s see… Ah… Bought two CDs in a shop (did not just download them from iTunes for a change): Dear Agony by Breaking Benjamin and Them vs You vs Me by Finger Eleven. So far Breaking Benjamin is winning. Finger Eleven will have to grow on me - the song I adore, ‘One Thing’, is on a different album. No harm done - means I get an extra track to try instead of one I already have.

Saw the Supernatural mid-season finale and really REALLY need to blog about that - but that’ll be in a separate post. I have done a few posts re: the show for the Daily Buckets Of Crazy site, which is why I haven’t directly commented on shite here. But seeing as the show is officially on hiatus (commonly referred to by fans as ‘hellatus’) until 21st January 2010, I think I have a few days’ breathing room to yak about season five goings-on.

Still waiting for Burn Notice to return, but popular consensus says 28th January, 2010, so again, I’ll just have to wait it out.

Waiting on my mega DVD set of Farscape, which came out 17th November, but seeing as Amazon US have already sent it, I can calmly sit back and patiently wait for my postie to bring it, can’t I? Can I fuck! I want it NOW! And I’ve pre-ordered my hardback copy of the Farscape comic ‘Gone And Back’, so roll on December and the release. BOOM! Studios are ace and I can’t wait for the next instalment of the whole Moya saga.

Which brings us to Doctor bloody Who.

Yes, I saw it. Yes, I was shouting ‘No, Doctor, no!’ Yes, I was shocked and appalled at his actions. Yes, I felt a horribly cold hand clutch at my one heart at the end… But the trailer for Christmas? How amazing was that? I am just so upset we’re losing David Tennant, but that’s a record that’s wearing thin and I shan’t keep playing it. Except to say I’m totally and in every way gutted that he’s leaving. (But intrigued by this ‘Rex Is Not Your Lawyer’ series thing he’s supposed to be making a pilot for in the US.) John Simm and Catherine Tate back again? Marvellous. Can’t think of a better ending - oh wait, yes I can - Martha Jones, too. Bah. Anyway, if it’s as good as last year’s Christmas effort then I’ll be happy. I wasn’t too impressed with the Planet Of The Dead, and though this Waters Of Mars was all shiny shiny aceness old skool Doctor style, it ended on a downer - at least for me personally. Hmm.

And that’s all the shite I’m willing to impart just now. I’m sure I’ll be back soon with more, though.

Soopytwist.

Tags:
Supernatural ~ Burn Notice ~ Farscape ~ comic ~ Doctor Who ~ David Tennant

What am I, speaking Erdu?

Stop kicking me under the table - put that down - don’t do that - take that OUT OF YOUR MOUTH - that’s still my foot you’re kicking - don’t do that! - when I said ‘no’, I meant NO - really, don’t do that - how many times do I have to tell you about kicking people - I don’t care whose it is, put it in the bin - stop that - QUIETLY! - don’t do that - stop playing with the pencil - if you stab that rubber one more time I’m taking it away - DON’T DO THAT - I said STOP - again with the feet under the table! - one more time, and you sit outside - STOP THAT - ok, no game for you - do NOT draw on your paper - are you even listening? - DO NOT DO THAT - ok, everyone stop--

Students. They should all be shot. I don’t have much sanity left, but what I do have is starting to erode under the constant wearing down process.

I think I need a holiday.

Tags:
work ~ stress

Bring me sunshine - PLEASE!

Bad week. So here’s summat completely different to cheer me up! (You’re invited too, dear reader [in the singular]):

Bring me sunshine, in your smile.

Bring me laughter, all the while.

In this world where we live, there should be more happiness,

So much joy you can give, to each brand new bright tomorrow.

Make me happy, through the years.

Never bring me any tears.

Let your arms be as warm as the sun from up above,

Bring me fun, bring me sunshine, bring me love.

Gawd, Morecambe and Wise were summat else. Cos if that dunt get you laughing, this will:




How I wish we got them at Christmas on Hong Kong telly. You know that’s never going to happen though!

Tags:
Morecambe and Wise

Dear world: STOP IT


You’re not clever and you’re not fucking funny, pal. This week’s craptacular list of people/things as have contributed to my need to spork some fucker in the eye:

3 Hong Kong:
Fix your fucking log-in page so I can contact you to tell you to fix your fucking log-in page - seeing as I can't get through on the phone (THERE'S IRONY FOR YOU). And stop sending me random bloody texts about some sodding special offer that is about as special as my arse.

WordPress:
Stop letting me log in and then logging me out again when I press ‘save’ on the dashboard screen, before claiming my password is wrong. Like fuck it’s wrong! Or did you just commit computer password-bot fraud by letting me in with it FIVE FUCKING MINUTES AGO?

Michael Jackson:
You can fuck a long way off, mate. You. Are. Dead. Stop following me around and showing films and shite about what a completely wonderful suspected paedophile and all-round alien performer you were. You’ve done the dying bit, now do us all a favour and do the fucking off bit.

PCCW:
Stop sending me post for some random bloke whom I have never met. I have stopped returning his post to you clearly marked, and can only hope that the lazy fucker being cut off for non-payment will prompt him to call you and give a proper bloody address. Either way, I really could not give a fuck.

Twitter:
Stop having girlie tantrums and halting the server when it gets busy. IT’S YOUR JOB. DEAL WITH IT. I don’t ask you to fix my sodding fridge, do I? Do I ask you to check my net connection? No. All I want is for you to continue doing YOUR JOB.

The CW:
Why have you chosen to take ‘Supernatural’ off the air from 19th November until 14th January? ARE YOU OFF YOUR MEDS?

And since when has winning ‘The World Series’ meant you only play teams from your own country? Talk about fucking wank-arrogant.

That concludes the rant for this week. I need me some girlie porn now. Meet the new stuff - not the same as the old stuff (Supernatural 5x08 sporfle).


















Soopytwist.

Tags:
Supernatural