Name that tune!

Ok, this has been doin't rounds all over blogs everywhere, so now it's my turn. You put your music on shuffle and write down the first lines of the first so many tracks that play. This should be interesting, eh. Here we go then. Where's me iPod, right hang on. Shuffle. Right. Hang on. Oh, here we go.

1. So the story begins… City dweller, successful fella, thought to himself 'whoops I've got a lot of money'
2. My mama wants to know where I'm spending all my dough, honey all she does is nag, nag, nag
3. My baby wants to drive the train, well don't you let her, don't you let her touch the tracks
4. I sold my soul for a second time, cos the man don't pay me
5. 一 聲 閃 電 過﹐無 名 紅 火 將 漆 黑 劃 破
6. 和 妳 分 手 已 有 多 年, 本 來 早 不 應 該 懷 緬
7. How many people have the same name? How many Davids do you know?
8. Get out the way, mister with your short sharp tips no I won't read your lips right now
9. 曾 經 灰 心 , 只 得 一 個 妳 , 在 我 身 旁 從 不 離 開 一 天
10. 燈 光 下 , 永 遠 說 著 真 心 話 , 無 論 對 象 的 高 下 , 你 說 我 是 大 笨 瓜
11. Loose lips sunk ships, I'm getting to grips with what you said
12. Calling all the stars to fall, and catch the silver sunlight in your hands
13. It is you... It is you… I say pressure drop, oh pressure, oh yeah, pressure's got a drop on you
14. Well it's ever so funny, cos I don't think you're special I don't think you're cool
15. Are we the last living souls? Are we the last living souls?
16. 憐 憫 目 光 即 管 繼 續 殘 酷 , 還 你 幸 福 給 你 每 日 延 續
17. 1, 2, 1234… Travelling through a tunnel undersea, you never know if it cracks in half, you're never ever going to see me
18. 獨 坐 是 無 味, 獨 坐 是 困 倦 乏 味
19. 這 個 世 界 似 變 直 變 歪 , 每 個 哲 理 也 有 著 註 解
20. Is the Richard Gere gerbil story true? Who came third in World War 2?
21. Love is a many splendoured thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love! ~ Please don't start that again!
22. When I woke up tonight I said I'm going to make somebody love me
23. Choose life, choose a job, choose a career, choose a family, choose a fucking big television
24. Te estan buscando matador! Me dicen el matador, nacã ­ en Barracas, si hablamos de matar mis palabras matan
25. I eat antipasta twice, just because she is so nice, Angelina
26. Oh hey hey… hey, ah-ha… jolie blon…
Ok, 26 is yer lot cos I'm bored now. Make o that little lot what you will. Oh, almost forgot pic of't day!

Anyway, saw "Dear Frankie" a few nights ago, and it were fab, ta very much. A bit of a downer at the end, mind, but I thought the lad's last letter to his "Dad" was fab. Just goes to show, not all kids are stupid, eh. Gerard Butler was a sight for sore eyes, an all. Lovely voice, too. And he looks like he might be a tidy fucker in a fight ~ might have to add him to my RMC Fantasy Corps, eh.

And no, I'm not going to watch Tom Cruise's latest pile o arrogant shite, otherwise known at Mission Impossible 3. He can take the whole sorry mess and ram it up his arse, where the rest of his personality already is. Not int mood for the wanker right now, have real men to look at [grin].

Peach and lube then.

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