Friday 5 May 2006

Name that tune!

Ok, this has been doin't rounds all over blogs everywhere, so now it's my turn. You put your music on shuffle and write down the first lines of the first so many tracks that play. This should be interesting, eh. Here we go then. Where's me iPod, right hang on. Shuffle. Right. Hang on. Oh, here we go.

1. So the story begins… City dweller, successful fella, thought to himself 'whoops I've got a lot of money'
2. My mama wants to know where I'm spending all my dough, honey all she does is nag, nag, nag
3. My baby wants to drive the train, well don't you let her, don't you let her touch the tracks
4. I sold my soul for a second time, cos the man don't pay me
5. 一 聲 閃 電 過﹐無 名 紅 火 將 漆 黑 劃 破
6. 和 妳 分 手 已 有 多 年, 本 來 早 不 應 該 懷 緬
7. How many people have the same name? How many Davids do you know?
8. Get out the way, mister with your short sharp tips no I won't read your lips right now
9. 曾 經 灰 心 , 只 得 一 個 妳 , 在 我 身 旁 從 不 離 開 一 天
10. 燈 光 下 , 永 遠 說 著 真 心 話 , 無 論 對 象 的 高 下 , 你 說 我 是 大 笨 瓜
11. Loose lips sunk ships, I'm getting to grips with what you said
12. Calling all the stars to fall, and catch the silver sunlight in your hands
13. It is you... It is you… I say pressure drop, oh pressure, oh yeah, pressure's got a drop on you
14. Well it's ever so funny, cos I don't think you're special I don't think you're cool
15. Are we the last living souls? Are we the last living souls?
16. 憐 憫 目 光 即 管 繼 續 殘 酷 , 還 你 幸 福 給 你 每 日 延 續
17. 1, 2, 1234… Travelling through a tunnel undersea, you never know if it cracks in half, you're never ever going to see me
18. 獨 坐 是 無 味, 獨 坐 是 困 倦 乏 味
19. 這 個 世 界 似 變 直 變 歪 , 每 個 哲 理 也 有 著 註 解
20. Is the Richard Gere gerbil story true? Who came third in World War 2?
21. Love is a many splendoured thing, love lifts us up where we belong, all you need is love! ~ Please don't start that again!
22. When I woke up tonight I said I'm going to make somebody love me
23. Choose life, choose a job, choose a career, choose a family, choose a fucking big television
24. Te estan buscando matador! Me dicen el matador, nacã ­ en Barracas, si hablamos de matar mis palabras matan
25. I eat antipasta twice, just because she is so nice, Angelina
26. Oh hey hey… hey, ah-ha… jolie blon…
Ok, 26 is yer lot cos I'm bored now. Make o that little lot what you will. Oh, almost forgot pic of't day!

Anyway, saw "Dear Frankie" a few nights ago, and it were fab, ta very much. A bit of a downer at the end, mind, but I thought the lad's last letter to his "Dad" was fab. Just goes to show, not all kids are stupid, eh. Gerard Butler was a sight for sore eyes, an all. Lovely voice, too. And he looks like he might be a tidy fucker in a fight ~ might have to add him to my RMC Fantasy Corps, eh.

And no, I'm not going to watch Tom Cruise's latest pile o arrogant shite, otherwise known at Mission Impossible 3. He can take the whole sorry mess and ram it up his arse, where the rest of his personality already is. Not int mood for the wanker right now, have real men to look at [grin].

Peach and lube then.

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

1. ?
2. ?
3. ?
4. 呢隻歌係唔係 Oasis?
5. 梗係城城, 係咪? 我唔肯定邊隻歌, 不過好似 "鐵幕誘惑"
6. 邊個唔知! 一定係國語 "當我知道你們相愛"!
7. ?
8. ?
9. 其實我唔知叫咩名, 不過好似o個隻歌話 "tomorrow will come tomorrow will go 永不改變是 loving you". 對不對?
10. ? 城城?
11. Robie William!
12. 或者 Oasis?
13. ?
14. ?
15. Gorillaz! 我細妹有 CD...
16. 張智霖! 好喜歡!
17. 我細妹話 Pulp, 對不對?
18. 唱這歌 啊! 邊個都知!
19. ?
20. 又係 Robie William!
21. Moulin Roug? 不過唔肯定...
22. ?
23. ?
24. 有咩語言呀?
25. Angelina!
26. ?

嘩, 好玩啊!

FOUR DINNERS said...

Do you have the time to listen to me whine?.....

Don't stop you're talkin' I could talk all night.....

Silicon chip inside her head is set to overload.....

God save the Queen and her fascist regime.....

Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock....

For once in my life I've got something to say I wanna say it now 'cause now is today....

Gary Gilmores eyyyyyyyyes....

Ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong yiddle eye po.....

C'mon, c'mon, hurry up England come on......

"Turn that bloody racket down!!"

"Sorry love...."

Anonymous said...

it's Robbie Williams, dumbass

Anonymous said...

Hey, how many of the Chinese lyrics did you get, fuckwit? Remember that *friendly* person was reading and posting in a foreign language ~ can you spell the Chinese name of Aaron Kwok, for example? Little more understanding and a little less snobbery would do you mate, or are you thick enough to only speak one language in the entire world?

FD ~ I'm working on em! But a little hungover this morning... really struggling here...

:)

FOUR DINNERS said...

Chinese is a beautiful language to look at. Wish I could read it n all. How'd you learn when it's so different you clever dragon you?

Anonymous said...

Do you have the time to listen to me whine?..... = Green Day?
Don't stop you're talkin' I could talk all night..... ??
Silicon chip inside her head is set to overload..... = I Don't Like Mondays! (Boomtown Rats?)
God save the Queen and her fascist regime..... Not sure of the song but could only be the Sex Pistols, right?
Tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock tick tock.... Beginning of Back to the Future, LOL! Seriously, dunt know
For once in my life I've got something to say I wanna say it now 'cause now is today.... ??
Gary Gilmores eyyyyyyyyes.... ??? (I'm really quite crap at this, aren't I?)
Ying tong ying tong ying tong ying tong yiddle eye po..... The Goons!!! I got one!!
C'mon, c'mon, hurry up England come on...... That one we wuz just talking about...?

p.s. learnt to write (Chinese) about 4 years ago, then a lot of self-taught (i.e. ice-skating uphill) until studied first year of Chinese (Cantonese) course at Hong Kong Uni. You pay a lot, and they make you study HARD. Pays off though cos I'm a right lazy bugger and need forcing to do anything. :)
Chinese isn't as hard as people think ~ it's a hard work thing really. This summer I'll be sweatin over dictionaries and the like again as I bone up on reading about fitba fer't World Cup. All the best coverage is in Chinese papers. :)

Anonymous said...

football? BLOODY FOOTBALL!!!! What kind of soup dragon are you? More like a woman in comfortable shoes! Aren't there fluffy white kittens you could be reading about? xxx